My strange birth

I was born on sunday, 07/14/1996 from a c-section and so was never technically born and me and my mother should have died if it was not for science, further I was conceived in a hot tub in which champagne had been spilt, both of which kill sperm. Yet obviously I was still born and so shouldn't exist on multiple layers.

Then the church refused to baptize me because my mother did not go to the church, I was baptized at 6 in grade 5 in my 7th year because of that.

Before that I also killed a click beetle , felt bad and buried it, wished it came back to life, unburied it and it was alive and I was sure it was dead because guts were hanging out.

Soo I don't know.